“My name is Alabaster Braxton, Jr. Some of my many hobbies include: flying kites, origami, and date rape. Thanks for listening.”

look at this sloth
this sloth is fucking content with its life
look at him
hes like
yeah im a sloth
and i accept myself
barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:
Badass motherfucker of the century.
A GOD AMONG MORTALS
all the brofists ever.
righteous.
This kid is my absolute hero, I want to print this out and frame it for inspiration.
bamf
This kid deserves all of the awards.
SHADE’S CHILDREN! SABRIEL? THE FUCKING HUNGER GAMES???







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fuckyeahmcrquotes:
“I don’t even know how you guys have energy because it’s hot and it sounds like [The Blackout] worked you the fuck over. But, um, we can still fuck you pretty good.” — Gerard Way.
Bring it.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxxwm8Fv81qhwnm6o1_r1_500.gif)
